Jokes

Top Ten Desi Dialogues:

10. Kuttay, Kammenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga
9. Mai tumhara ehsaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga
8. Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?
7. Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi
6. Bacchhhaaaaaooooo.....
5. Arre isse to tez bukhar hai
4. Bataoo, heeray kahan hai
3. Tum mere liye mar chuke ho.
2. Police mere peechay lagi hui hai
1. Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon.

Best Of the Rest Dialogues:

Ghar mein do javaan betiyan hain
lo...muh meetha kar lo
mein yeh shaadi nahin hone doongi
aaj pinky ka janam din hai
Ma, tum kitni acchi ho
Aaj mein bahut khush hoon (usually to be followed by a tragic turn of events)
Nikal jaa mere ghar say...
Hatoe naa, log kiya kahengay
Khabardaar joe mujhay haat bhi lagaya
tumne apni maa ka dudh piya hai to...
jug jug jiyo beti/beta
gurkha, ise dhakke maarke bahar nikal do
Maine tumhe paal pos kar bada kiya...
Ab tumhari maa hamare kabze mein hai
Police ko tum jaise naujawanon par naaz hai
Driver, gaadi roko
Tum jaise gandi naali ke keede...
| Ek baar mujhe maa keh kar pukaro beta
aur yeh bechari begunnah hai. That's all, your honor
tazeerat-e-hind, dafa 302 ke tahat, mulzim ko maut ki saza sunai jaati hai.
Mulzim ko Baa izzat bari kiya jata hai
Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhane ke layak nahin rahe
(hero/heroine opening their eyes on a hospital bed) Main kahan hun?
Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya tha?
"Maa main first class pass ho gaya hoon" followed by the jug jug jiyo beta
Yeh sauda tumhe bahut mehenga padega
Bhagwan, maine aaj tak tumse kuch nahin manga, aaj pehi baar kuch maang
aha/rahi hoon...