Jokes

Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned
to tell the salesman
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.
"Damn, he recognised me," he thought.
He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour,
new outfit, big sunglasses, waited a few days, saw the salesman again.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

How do you measure Sardarji's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear

Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefoot!"

What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you? Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears? Trying to hold on to a thought.

Why do Sardars work seven days a week? So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.

Why can't Sardars make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.

How did the Sardar try to kill the bird? He threw it off a cliff.