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Sunday, August 9, 2009

Funny Jokes

Mammu

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,

Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain.

Papa
1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
2nd Child: Why?
1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chhodna mat.

Mard ki life

Har mard ki life dekho to

Without shadi SPIDERMAN

Shadi k time SUPERMAN

Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN

or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

Teacher asked a boy
Once a math's teacher asked a boy:
If U have 12 chocolates,
U give 4 to Huma,
5 to Sobia and 3 to Maliha
What wil U have?
He replied: 3 new girlfriends.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

Funny Jokes

Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye

Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.!!

Early to bed and early to rise
Early to bed and early to rise makes ur girlfriend go out with other guys.

Husband asks, Do u know the meaning of WIFE.
Husband asks, Do u know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!
WIFE on hearing this says,
it could also mean-With Idiot For Ever.

Doctor to Patient : The check which u gave
Doctor to Patient : The check which u gave me has returned back.
Patient to Doctor:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back.

Why did sardar cut the sides of medicine:

Why did sardar cut the sides of medicine before eating it ? think think think to avoid sde EFFECTS.

How Old is ur father
Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.

Ek sawal...14 FEB VALENTINES
Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log AISA KYA KARTE HAI KI THEEK 9 MAHINAY BAAD 14 NOV KO "CHILDREN DAY" MANANA PADTA HAI.

Movie Reviews > Chal Chalein

Producer	Mahesh Padalkar
Director	Ujjwal Singh
Music Director	Illaiyaraja
Cast	Mithun Chakraborty, Mukesh Khanna, Anoop Soni, Shilpa Shukla, Tanvi Hegde, Priyesh Sagar, Saket Sharma, Pratham Sadh, Dhairya Oza, Karan Arora, Chirag Ruia, Darshan Jariwala, Shrivastav, Jaya Bhattacharya, Kanwaljeet Singh, Rati Agnihotri, Iklaq Khan, Reshma Modi, Vishwajeet Pradhan, Kumkum, Bhagwan Tiwari, Sujata Thakkar, Padam Singh, Anand Abhyankar

Movie Reviews

Making an effective film that makes a social statement is a task which not many are able to master. It either creates ripples like TAARE ZAMEEN PAR or goes horribly wrong. CHAL CHALEIN attempts to tackle a new and interesting topic - parental pressure on children - but doesn make much of an impact due to reasons...

* First being that the writer goes overboard and creates a non-believable situation.

* Second, the screenplay is repetitive in the first half. Post-interval too, once the court sessions start, its repetitive again. The fare moves along at snails pace. The biggest drawback is that the climax tries hard to throw a hard punch, but comes across as disarranged.

A group of eight boys and girls studying in the eleventh standard, playful, witty, yet rational are jolted when one of their friends Navneet commits suicide because of his parents [Rati Agnihotri and Kanwaljeet] pressure, as he is interested in literature, but his father wants to see him as an engineer. The friends are worried about children committing suicide. They decide to do something to stop the suicides: They start a movement against parents and government.

A lawyer [Mithun Chakraborthy] helps these kids in their movement. The parents are annoyed obviously. The entire nation supports the children in this movement. Now its the law that has to react.

Although the film has noble intentions, the film could have been a gripping fare had director Ujjwal Singh tackled the subject more realistically. Barring a few sequences, the film lacks the power to keep you engrossed. Mithun is good enough in his part. Mukesh Khanna, Anoop Soni and Shilpa Shukla enact their parts well. The kids are okay.

On the whole, CHAL CHALEIN is a dull fare with slim chances.

Friday, August 7, 2009